Hunter "Socks" Thompson

Without my permission

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 03:08:00 +0000

It has come to my attention that the Human Lanna has posted pictures of me on the internet.

This one is okay:

But this one makes my butt look big.

I think we need to have a little discussion.

Hey, I'm busy, stop bothering me

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:46:00 +0000

People keep asking me what I am doing and asking me when I am going to post next. Look, I am a very busy cat. The humans hired someone to help clean the apartment, so I have to be prepared at any moment to be petted by her. (She is awesome). Also, I am busy plotting ways to get more snacks. The Lanna Human will give them to me on her way to work, but sometimes she needs a little reminder.

I am just very busy.

Happy Bloggy Day

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 23:39:00 +0000

The Human Lanna is blogging every day this month. So I am too.

What are you doing?

Yesterday was Halloween. What I don't understand is why. I hate candy.

Boo

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 22:57:00 +0000

Boo.

Snacks

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 14:45:00 +0000

So, you have snacks for me?

I'm waiting patiently.

You have snacks for me?

Attack!

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 00:56:00 +0000

One of my new favorite things is attacking the humans. Especially when they leave me alone in the house. Just this morning I attacked the Lanna Human's foot. She didn't fight back.

Sometimes I get some flesh. That feels good.

Wake Up, Humans

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:53:00 +0000

This cat knows where its at.

Bed Time

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:13:00 +0000

It is now time for the humans to come to bed. I need some cuddling.

The Human Lanna lets me lay on her chest or her hip. Sometimes I stretch out my claws and knead her. Sometimes I bite.

Come to bed, I'm hungry.

My Chair

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:15:00 +0000

This is my chair. The humans got the chair when we moved into this house, but, as you can see, I did my own reupholstering. Nice, huh?

Sometimes I sleep in it all day.

The Environment

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:27:00 +0000

Hey, it's Blog Action Day. Let's talk about the environment.

First of all, the Humans leave me alone in the house every day. Now that it is getting cold, they aren't even leaving the windows open any more. So the apartment smells.

And, the Humans are a bit messy.

Also, I wish they would clean out my necessary box more often. Don't they remember that I don't have opposable thumbs, and therefore cannot do it myself?

Alone again

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 14:41:00 +0000

I was planning on snuggling with the humans all day. But instead they left first thing this morning. I tried to get the Lanna Human to stay with me, but I swear she was laughing at me when she breezed out the door.

I am so lonely.

lolz

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:06:00 +0000

What is going on? I don't log on for just over a year and a stupid cat phenomenon happens. Ridiculous!

Have you heard of these lol cats?

I saw some "lolcats for your lolz" on this site called i can haz cheezburger. First of all, I know what cats are, I am one, you know. But what does lol mean?

So I visited Google and asked him. He pointed me here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat. Uh, thanks, Google.

I just don't get it.

Helping with Homework

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:14:00 +0000

Hi everyone. So, I'm back. Been away for a while, sorry, dudes. My humans have been keeping me away from the computer. Finally today I got a chance to post. Glad to see you.

The Lanna Human is going to school now and doesn't pay any attention to me anymore. Still trying to figure out whether this is a good thing or not. The Edmund Human is working all day, so he is never around either. I mean, he joined a bowling league rather than spend time with me. Whatever.

When will it be warm again?

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:04:00 +0000

I am just wondering when? Will it be warm?

Where are the birds. I love looking at birds out the windows.

The humans are gone a lot during the day, that means I have no one to snuggle with. If it was warm it wouldn't matter.

I need some snacky snacks.

Happy VD

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 04:23:00 +0000

So, to celebrate Valentine's Day the Human Lanna made this fake romance cover:

So I made this one for her:

That'll show her!

Make your own!

Dogs -- Scourge of Society

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:59:00 +0000

Disturbing news.

The Lanna Human's Parents have adopted a new dog.

They call him Gus.

Because he is a "Goofy Gus"

Great.

Hey, a question for you...

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 02:42:00 +0000

Ever had one of those days where you didn't know which end was up?

Me too.

The outdoors

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:21:00 +0000

As I look at strange humans from my perch at the window, all I can say is thank you that I do not have to go to the great outdoors.

It doesn't look so great to me.

A lot of these humans apparently don't have fur. So they have to put on some of their own fur or extra fur. Sometimes it's a fur coat. Sometimes it's not.

Even my humans put on some non-fur clothing. Human Lanna wears a black shiny coat, which has seen better days. The Edmund Human wears a huge, ginormous parka. Lanna Human wears purple things on her hands.

Sure, I have fur, but what about that white stuff?

They call it snow.

Now, I've heard that snow burns your skin. Even if you have fur.

I used to see this orange-colored cat all the time in the summer. Where is he now? Did he find a nice warm place, or did he burn away.

No, Thank you. Not for me.

I am content to sit here in this window.

And look out.

Someone with opposable thumbs?

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 03:53:00 +0000

My fur mice are still in the package.

Help!

Anyone?

On the Couch

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Sun, 29 Jan 2006 04:15:00 +0000

You didn't think I was talking about the Psychiatrist's couch, did you?

Silly.

The humans, Lanna and Edmund have both been spending a bit of time on the couch this week. Napping and watching basketball.

(In that order. The Lanna Human was Napping and the Edmund Human was watching basketball.)

This is okay and all, but sometimes it is my turn to be on the couch.

It has the best blanket, after all.

Napping

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:01:00 +0000

So, the Lanna Human came home early today. She was Sick or something. She spent the whole afternoon sleeping on the couch. Or should I say snoring?! Kind of kept me up from my napping, it was so loud.

The Edmund Human came home after 5:00 pm - and then he went to bed early.

I am running rings around these guys!

Time for me to take a nap

Ten things about me

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 15:07:00 +0000

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hunter!

Hunter can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Hunter, and 400 times smaller.
Hunter can not regurgitate.
The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Hunter.
To check whether Hunter is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Hunter will sink, and fresh Hunter will float.
California is the biggest exporter of Hunter in the world!
In Japan, Hunter can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
Without Hunter, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Hunter and compline!
Europe is the only continent that lacks Hunter.

Upsie-Daisy Cat -- a poem

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 23:18:00 +0000

Upsie-Daisy! Upside down
Smilies here and there

I love to blog - It's fun to clog
Every place with a bear

This don't make sense
I pays my rents
Cat food is my friend

I live to love and get a rub
and to stretch and play and bend

My humans are cool, they have the fuel
To keep me going on
My snacky snacks keep me going back
and feeling like number one

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This is a poem - 'cause I say it is!

Help

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:12:00 +0000

Okay, you might think this is funny. But it isn't.

Fortunately for me, the college basketball season is really gearing up for him. Soon he will be fondling the television, not me.

Sigh

noreply@blogger.com (~lannalee~) — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:52:00 +0000