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Saturday, December 20, 2003

My humans are gone again. Where do they go, anyway? No worries, Patrick is taking care of me, which means I get to see my buddy trance a lot! Which is very cool. Wonder when the humans are coming back.

But after what they (Edmund) did to me this week, should I want them to come back?

 

Thursday, December 18, 2003

I feel better now. The Edmund Human picked me up from the "hospital" today-- like nothing had happened. What kind of shmuck does he take me for, anyway?

I know he was instrumental in my missing important parts. I wonder how much the Human Lanna had to do with it. Time will tell.

Trance is cool, he confessed that the same thing happened to him. What is up with these humans?



 

My innocence is gone.

Yesterday the Human Edmund shoved me into this box with holes, took me outside into the cold. I kept trying to ask him what was going on, but he just said "It's okay, kitty. Aww, poor kitty." Hell, he couldn't even remember my freakin' name! So he took me on this thing called a "bus." I could see him through the holes, staring at me, but I could not figure out what was going on...

We got off the "bus" and went into this building. A non-descript building that said "Washington Heights Animal Hospital" on it. Then he left me there!

Alone!

When I woke up, an important part of me was gone!!!!!

I am so angry, I could spit.

Whatever.

 

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Okay, Why have my humans NOT fed me for the night? I thought that they were just cleaning the dishes when the Edmund Human took them out ot the room, but he never brought the dishes back.

I am HUNGRY!!!



They haven't even given me any water.

 

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