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Saturday, April 17, 2004

Humans and their uses 



I think I have them all figured out now. What they are both good for...

If I want food or water or anything in the middle of the night, I go to the Edmund Human. All I have to do is jump on him. Many, Many times. Eventually, he will get up, grumbling. Then he will make sure I have food and water and will check my neccessary box.

If I want to lay on someone, I go to the Lanna Human. All I do is lay on her while she is sleeping. If she feels me there, she will not move until I am ready to move. This morning I was laying on her, she was petting me and sleeping, intermittantly. The Edmund Human woke up and she told him that she had to use their neccessary box (which is in another room) but she did not want to move me.

Suckers!

 

Friday, April 16, 2004

Trance stayed over last night 



It was cool. He likes to sleep on top of the cable box. Maybe it is nice and warm there, I don't know.

I know what you might be thinking. That Trance and I seem to be getting along better. Look, I tolerate him, I admit it. But, if I didn't hang out with Trance I would not be able to hang out with Patrick. And Patrick gives me meat.

I like meat.

 

Thursday, April 15, 2004

Of course they are back now 



They came back the other day. I have just been laying low because they have both been sick. Didn't want to catch it.

The Edmund Human has been moping around all week, complaining that he feels terrible and stuff. Whatever.

Then the Human Lanna comes home from work and complains that she feels like crap.

Just don't breathe on me! That's what I say.

At least the Human Edmund sounded sick, he was talking funny and everything.

Trance has been laying low as well. He's a smart cookie.

 

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