Doorbells in my mind

Whenever the doorbell rings, I hide under the bed. Even if I am in the Kitchen or something. I run to the bed, and hide under it.

I have heard that scary people sometimes visit the house after the doorbell rings, and I would rather not hang out when scary people are about.

Sometimes it's a pizza guy. But I don't like pizza, so I might as well hide anyway. The packages are never for me!

Frankly, if the door bell is ringing, the humans really don't need me. So I hang out under the bed.

So Sue me, or something!