Things to get off my chest

I have overheard the humans talking. Apparently they are going ahead with this getting married thing.



So they are leaving in a couple of days to go North. (By the way, I was NOT invited.)

Do I think they should get married, you might ask? Well, they do like one another. And look at them. They are freaks. I think that they are perfect for each other.

So, whatever.

Just means that I get to hang out with Trance and Patrick alot. And that is always cool.

Mistaken Identity - I am NOT Hunter S. Thompson

Just to clear something Up. I am Hunter "Socks" Thompson. A Cat. A feline. Felis Catus A pet. Sometimes referred to as an annoying pest, "bunny", "sweetie", "that damn cat", "love chunks", "darlin'". You get the picture?



Pictured above is Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Obviously a human. Or, if you prefer, a "Homo Sapien" He has no fur. Or claws. He writes books & magazine articles. Sometimes refered to as "Gonzo".

We are two different entities. We are unrelated. I don't even have his phone number.

Okay, I might have been named after him, but the similarity ends there.

Just thinking about some tigers

Just thinking about tigers. I could be a tiger now, if it weren't for my fur. (wrong color)

The humans saw some tigers at the zoo a few months ago. They got real close to one:



I guess I am lucky that the humans are still around, aren't I!

BadgerBadgerBadger

Some people say that badgers are a sturdy carnivorous burrowing mammal with strong claws widely distributed in the northern hemisphere.

Others say that you badger by annoying persistently or teasing, badgering, pestering, buging, beleaguering.

Still others badger, or persuade through constant efforts.

I just say that badgers are very cool.

Arrrgh

Ahoy, maties! I am talking like a wee pirate today. I'm a getting ready for the International Talk Like a Pirate Day, September 19, 2004!

Just what kind of pirate am I?

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

Avast ye maties, I am going to keelhaul the bilge water from my gullet and make Trance Walk the Plank!

All Better Now

Well, the pink eye scare is over now. I have been over it for a few days, I started feeling better Tuesday night. Just this morning I overheard the human Lanna canceling an appointment with the Vet.

Wha?

I remember the last time I went to the Vet's. I went there a cat and came back gelded. What would have happened to me this time?

I wonder?

Pink-Eye or Something

So Saturday night I could not open my eye. I chilled for a while. Slept a lot. Didn't really feel good. Didn't say anything Sunday because I was hoping that it would go away.

Yesterday the Human Lanna noticed that my eye was red (instead of green) and said something about me having pink eye?

What in the hell is that?

I googled Pink Eye:

The conjunctiva is the thin, clear membrane over the white part of the eye; it also lines the eyelids. Inflammation of this membrane is called conjunctivitis. Its common name, pink eye, can refer to all forms of conjunctivitis, or just to its contagious forms.

Whatever.

Hair Balls

I have been coughing up hair balls lately. Not my favorite thing to do.

I am told they are normal. Normally Trance is the hairball dude. I was worried that I caught hairballs from him.

But I didn't.

The humans have laid low this weekend. Which means that they have been in my way all day. Fortunately they went out last night to give me a break. So glad tomorrow is Monday.

Today was a Good Day

Hung out with Trance today. I know I complain about him, but he really is my best friend, and I love him.

Patrick came back today too. It is really good to see him. I missed him a lot!

LOCKED IN

Okay, I know that my Humans Lanna & Edmund kind of piss me off sometime, but this Jeff Human has got to go!

He locked me in Patrick's room. All day. I kept yelling to the humans to let me out, but apparently they do not have a key to the room.

And Trance. Trance spent all day in MY room. Grr.

Almost Back to Normal

Well the Edmund Human and the Lanna Human have returned. But Patrick is still among the missing.