Someone with opposable thumbs?

My fur mice are still in the package.

Help!

Anyone?

On the Couch

You didn't think I was talking about the Psychiatrist's couch, did you?

Silly.

The humans, Lanna and Edmund have both been spending a bit of time on the couch this week. Napping and watching basketball.

(In that order. The Lanna Human was Napping and the Edmund Human was watching basketball.)

This is okay and all, but sometimes it is my turn to be on the couch.

It has the best blanket, after all.

Napping

So, the Lanna Human came home early today. She was Sick or something. She spent the whole afternoon sleeping on the couch. Or should I say snoring?! Kind of kept me up from my napping, it was so loud.

The Edmund Human came home after 5:00 pm - and then he went to bed early.

I am running rings around these guys!

Time for me to take a nap

Ten things about me

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hunter!

1. Hunter can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
2. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Hunter, and 400 times smaller.
3. Hunter can not regurgitate.
4. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Hunter.
5. To check whether Hunter is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Hunter will sink, and fresh Hunter will float.
6. California is the biggest exporter of Hunter in the world!
7. In Japan, Hunter can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
8. Without Hunter, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
9. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Hunter and compline!
10. Europe is the only continent that lacks Hunter.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Upsie-Daisy Cat -- a poem

Upsie-Daisy! Upside down
Smilies here and there

I love to blog - It's fun to clog
Every place with a bear

This don't make sense
I pays my rents
Cat food is my friend

I live to love and get a rub
and to stretch and play and bend

My humans are cool, they have the fuel
To keep me going on
My snacky snacks keep me going back
and feeling like number one

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This is a poem - 'cause I say it is!

Help

Okay, you might think this is funny. But it isn't.

Fortunately for me, the college basketball season is really gearing up for him. Soon he will be fondling the television, not me.

Sigh

Cat Abuse

This has got to be cat abuse!

No, I don't want to dance.

No means No!



Okay, maybe some times it's fun.

The Edmund Human loves to do this much more than I do though.

'sup?

I like hats.

I should get some more of them.

Yes, it's true...

I am officially back from my hiatus.

My fans have been wondering what I have been doing while I was away. Well, I will have you know that I have been working on many different projects. I can't name all of them here, not yet. But soon.

I know what you are thinking, but it's not true. No modeling for me!

I am an artist!

Best. Movie. Ever.

Hello Everyone! I got the best present ever for Christmas, from my humans-in-law Robert and Melinda.



Pet Semetary! It is based on that book I was talking about last May that dude Stephen King wrote.

Super cool.

Now Robert and Melinda got Lanna some cat milk for Christmas and told her to see if I would trade with my copy of Pet Sematary.

Yeah, right.

The Kitten Menace

Hello fellow cats and their human pets. I want to bring something to your attention. A problem that has plaqued full-grown cats for centuries. What is that threat?

Kittens.



Cute, huh? Can't compete with that.

But lookee here:



Cute again.

Do you notice where this kitten is?

He is in an office, and he is stealing secrets using that computer! Sure, he looks all innocent, but I happen to know that he was sharing secrets with some shady character.

He is using his cuteness as a WEAPON to fool these hapless humans.

Here he is on his way back.



Notice the sneaky sneakdom, as he cases the joint.

Circumstantial, maybe -- But mark my words, you ignore the insidious cuteness of the common everyday kitten at your peril!

Mark my words.

I can be cute too

I hear that people don't think that I can be cute.

That maybe my humans were right in betraying me - by even thinking of getting a kitten.

Well, here is my answer!



Okay, let me try this one:



Need more cute? Well, here it is:



Just don't look any further.

Betrayed!

I heard some talk around here about the humans getting a kitten.

Fine. Okay. I can deal with the talk.

But why would the humans need a kitten? I play with them. I snuggle with them. This is a one-cat household, and I am running it just fine!

Then I found this picture:



The human Lanna canoodling with the enemy!

What did I do to deserve this?

What's Up?

Where have you guys been?



I have been here, hanging with my humans. Chasing tree ornaments. Wondering where my adoring fans are.

I guess I have to start blogging again.

Do you like the new look? My human Lanna helped me out. It could be a little less pink, but it's okay.

See you later.