Surfin' The Web and Contest

Finally, we have our internet service back. I was getting so bored with the humans and all. And I was not able to go to one of my favorite websites, http://bored.com/

To celebrate my coming back to the world of online, I have decided to have a contest, with a real prize and everything!

Stay tuned for more details.

No Web for Me, sigh

So. Our internet is broken. So I asked my pals at the Infinite Cat Project to write this message to you to let you know that our internet is broken.

And did you know that Infinite Cat Project is the awesomest website ever. Better than any other website, that is fer sure. You all should go visit Infinite Cat Project right now. Screw this Hunter "Socks" Thompson. See some Infinite Cats. Really. You need to see some cats now! Infinite Cats Infinite Cats Infinite Cats!

Wedding Pictures

Just to add insult to injury, the humans now have added some of their wedding photos to the internet. And their honeymoon photos too.
 
Don't look for me in them, I am not there.
 
I was sweltering here in NYC.

The Infinite Cat Project

I am seriously thinking of becoming a part of the Infinite Cat Project. Sounds like lots of fun.

Will let you know if I do.

LOCKED OUT

Will the humans EVER figure it out. Today I was locked out of the room. All DAY. Where they were, I don't know. Sometimes the Edmund Human goes out for a while and comes back with food and such. The Lanna Human has been leaving for hours and hours. But usually I end out on the correct side of the door. You know, the one with my necessary box and food.

Today, however was different. I was locked out. No food. No Necessary Box. No comfy bed to sleep on. No Necessary Box.

Did I mention no necessary Box.

I let my humans clean up after me...

Mr. & Mrs. Human are back

I didn't really know what marriage was, so, while the humans were gone, I looked it up in the dictionary:

Main Entry: mar·riage
Pronunciation: 'mer-ij, 'ma-rij
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English mariage, from Anglo-French, from marier to marry
1 a (1) : the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex as husband or wife in a consensual and contractual relationship recognized by law (2) : the state of being united to a person of the same sex in a relationship like that of a traditional marriage
b : the mutual relation of married persons : WEDLOCK
c : the institution whereby individuals are joined in a marriage
2 : an act of marrying or the rite by which the married status is effected; especially : the wedding ceremony and attendant festivities or formalities
3 : an intimate or close union
 
Apparently this is only a person thing. Cats don't get married. From my understanding, some animals "mate for life," but they are usually birds (which should be eaten.)
 
What if I wanted to get married? -- Whatever...
 
Sorry I have been silent for a while, Mr. & Mrs. Human took my computer with them to the wedding.