The Kitten Menace
Hello fellow cats and their human pets. I want to bring something to your attention. A problem that has plaqued full-grown cats for centuries. What is that threat?
Cute, huh? Can't compete with that.
But lookee here:
Do you notice where this kitten is?
He is in an office, and he is stealing secrets using that computer! Sure, he looks all innocent, but I happen to know that he was sharing secrets with some shady character.
He is using his cuteness as a WEAPON to fool these hapless humans.
Here he is on his way back.
Notice the sneaky sneakdom, as he cases the joint.
Circumstantial, maybe -- But mark my words, you ignore the insidious cuteness of the common everyday kitten at your peril!
Mark my words.