Humans and their uses

I think I have them all figured out now. What they are both good for...

If I want food or water or anything in the middle of the night, I go to the Edmund Human. All I have to do is jump on him. Many, Many times. Eventually, he will get up, grumbling. Then he will make sure I have food and water and will check my neccessary box.

If I want to lay on someone, I go to the Lanna Human. All I do is lay on her while she is sleeping. If she feels me there, she will not move until I am ready to move. This morning I was laying on her, she was petting me and sleeping, intermittantly. The Edmund Human woke up and she told him that she had to use their neccessary box (which is in another room) but she did not want to move me.

Suckers!