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Friday, April 29, 2005I'm ignoring you I can see you out of the corner of my eye, trying to get me to pay attention to you. But I won't. I have more important things to do, like look at the birds in the yard. You say that I am ignoring you. You are right! I am not your plaything. I am the cat. I rule this house, and no silly birds are going to make it inside. I have to watch outside every now and again to make sure they know I know that they will try to get in the house. I am protecting you humans from nasty birds. Trance once told me birds were tasty, but I doubt it. So excuse me while I look out the window. I have better things to do with my time. 
Cat Dancing So the Lanna Human thinks that I would like cat dancing. She moves all around me flapping her arms saying "C'mon! Dance!" I told you they think I'm a toy for their amusement. I will not do it, no dancing, not until I get some of that wet cat food!
Thursday, April 28, 2005Doorbells in my mind Whenever the doorbell rings, I hide under the bed. Even if I am in the Kitchen or something. I run to the bed, and hide under it. I have heard that scary people sometimes visit the house after the doorbell rings, and I would rather not hang out when scary people are about. Sometimes it's a pizza guy. But I don't like pizza, so I might as well hide anyway. The packages are never for me! Frankly, if the door bell is ringing, the humans really don't need me. So I hang out under the bed. So Sue me, or something!
Wednesday, April 27, 2005Imaginary Kitty So I just found out that the Lanna Human's Parents think that I am not real. Because they have never seen me. Apparently, seeing is believing. Or something like that. So now there is a pressure for me to show my face whenever the humans have company, like I am supposed to be some sort of puppet or toy for their amusement. Whatever.
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